Sharing 💖 😊 smiles

1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚💫

2. Why did the computer screen go to therapy? It was feeling a little glitchy! 🖥️🤯

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! 🤔👀

4. Why did the baker make a cake in the shape of a chicken? Egg-cellent idea! 🎂🐓

5. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! 🍲🤦

6. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right! 💁‍♂️👊

7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well! 🍌🤒

8. Why did the astronaut take his pillow to space? So he could have a soft landing! 🚀💤

9. What do you call a bear that likes to dance? A grizzly mover! 🐻💃

10. Why did the orange juice carton go to therapy? It was feeling crushed! 🍊🤯

11 How do bananas 🍌 dance 🩰 they just shake 🍌🍌